Jim Benton: 40 Anagrams of Steven Frank Benton

1. Fervent Bank Sonnet - Begins “How fervently I loathe Wells Fargo Bank”
2. Frank Bonnets Event – Where every hat tells it like it is!
3. Banks Fret Nonevent – Even though the White House assures them nothing happened
4. Bank Never Sent Font – Even though they claimed earlier to have done so
5. Bank Frets Neon Vent – Although the decorative feature of the hip new restaurant next door does not violate building codes
6. Banks Fervent On Net – They believe it raises customers’ expectations of speed of service and should be banned
7. Bank Even Rents Font – The “not-for-profit” computer resource bank charges users for everything!
8. Knot Event Bans Fern – The self-tying fern (Fernus knotiscus) will not be allowed at this year’s Knot Tiers Expo and Convention
9. Front Seven Ban Kent – The offensive line, deep snapper, and tight end insist the new ESPN reporter is not welcome
10. Bank Sent Fervent No – When the Bush administration received its request to lower interest rates on loans to the poor
11. Broken Vent Fans Net – And distracts free throw shooters in the arena
12. Fan Sent Broken Vent – Where he landed after falling from the upper deck
13. Fan Resent Bent Knob – Which he claimed he never received the first time
14. Fan Knobs Enter Vent – As protest of the closed door policy of team management continues
15. Broken Net Fans Vent – On radio talk shows across the country
16. Bent Nerves Never Knot – So see your chiropractor regularly
17. Van Bent Fern Tokens – When it collided with a delivery truck en route to the chic new arcade
18. Fervent Bonnet Sank – Although it was the grand prize winner at the recent Frank Bonnet Event
19. Fans Never Bent Knot – Despite charges leveled against the hooligans at Gordian’s Pizzeria
20. Tank Bent Fern Ovens – When it veered off course in the Veterans Day parade and rolled into the Experimental Vegeteria
21. Bent Fan Knots Nerve – As the perennial Cubs season ticket holder prepares to shell out for another season
22. Not Even Franks Bent – At the Straight Arrow Hot Dog Stand
23. Barn Often Kens Vents – And locks its own doors whenever Farmer Benton approaches to install them
24. Banns Event for Kent – To celebrate his wedding to Stephie
25. Vent Bent for Snake – But the attempt to keep the persistent reptile out only succeeded in blocking the air flow
26. Bent Vet Ranks on Fen – Where the crippled former pilot helps local environmentalists preserve the wetlands from encroaching development
27. Barks On Fen Net Vent – Which, through the generosity of the Baskervilles, will begin disposing of waste gases in the area
28. Boner Stank Fen Vent – When a Baskerville Ltd. spokesperson mentioned “dog-killing”, the new waste gas disposal plan began to smell
29. TV Bank Rents One Fen – In a “ripped from the headlines” episode, Biggs Bank rents a fen to dispose of a subsidiary’s toxic gas
30. Keen TV Banner Fonts – “As seen on TV,” now available on-line
31. Soft n Keen TV Banner – On sale now for gently hip signage
32. TV Teens Bank on Fern – To be the winner on this season's Plant Survivor
33. Fern Bent on Sneak TV – Producers of Plant Survivor revealed the made-for-TV sabotage staged by a competing network

AND IN THE FIRST RACE AT LONESTAR
34. Fervent E Knotsbane
35. Kens Vet Banner of NT
36. Seven-T Bank Enfront
37. Fort Vents Knee Bann
38. Baron Fenke’s NT Event
39. No TTFN Breakevens
40. Bet F'n Overtakes